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Funny Merry Christmas Quote, Sayings, Messages & Cards To Send FriendsAll Below listed Funny Christmas Quotes, Sayings and Messages will make the smile on your loved one's face and they will love your this effort. When they will be busy in creating Christmas Tree and all other stuff to celebrate the Christmas and will get crispy Quote from you, will be the best thing
"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.'
"Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me....ah nah, forget it, I'll get it for myself!"
"It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!"
"Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!"
"CHRISTMAS is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation."
"Hey you two over there, It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We're here to bring you holiday cheer And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"